Human Aliens

Interview 1 Employer: Are you okay with working? Human: I’m sorry? Employer: Working. Are you okay with working? Human: Of course. That’s why I’m applying for this job. I want to work. Employer: I only ask because this job is demanding and requires an excellent work ethic. Human: Trust me. Human beings are one of […]

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Just Stop

Racism against any group of people is bad. But I’ve always felt a special hatred for racism against Asians in America and I haven’t been able to put my finger on why until now.  When I was in elementary school, I got bullied a lot. It was so frequent that it became a part of […]

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The Book of Quotes: Winter 2020

Me: Did you recognize your quotes in the book of quotes? Wife: Yes. They all said “wife”. Me: Right. I forgot. Me: What was that look? Wife: The “I’m gonna beat you.” Wife: If this childbirth thing isn’t as bad as I think it is we’re gonna have like 5 kids. Me: If this PARENTING […]

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Two Americas

You may have heard the idea that there are two Americas: one for white people and one for people of color. There are some really cool articles about that topic, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. When I say two Americas I mean that there is an America we believe exists and there’s […]

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The Book of Quotes: Fall 2020

Wife: I want a sandwich. But I don’t know what kind yet. Me: Search within yourself. To find yourself. And save yourself from your other self. Wife: Why did I miss you? Woman: You know the whole gif vs jif debate? My cousin said “Imagine God comes down one day and is like ‘Its pronounced […]

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